gameangels:

Every test chamber is equipped with an emancipation grill at its exit, so that test subjects can’t smuggle test objects out of the test area. This one is broken. Don’t take anything with you.

Douglas Adams on Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster availability on Earth

Q: What is the origin of the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, and how would you make one on Earth? I need to know.
A: Unfortunately there are a number of environmental and weapons treaties and laws of physics which prevent one being mixed on Earth. Sorry.

modernvampiresofnewyork:

What girls look for in guys

  • brown eyes
  • messy hair
  • cute nose
  • 4 paws
  • golden retriever 

hellabender:

Use this as a reaction image if you please

instvnct:

Great Egret | Tristan Dumlao

Non Sequitur by Wiley

gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

I found this and I like it very very much.

sosuperawesome:

Freeform crochet necklaces by irregularexpressions

jellygummies:

Pink foam head