Telling people that they’ll be first against the wall when the revolution comes is my current favorite conversation ender.
You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him, “That’s a girl’s name!” Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin’ Terry.
Remember your towel!
… Written in large friendly letters …
You have angered the Roomba and the Roomba has exacted its revenge
I can’t believe Sirius Cybernetics Corporation just bought tumblr.
High-gloss paper looks great, photographs terrible.
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What do you think I am, completely without any moral whatsits, what are they called, those moral things?
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Many worlds have now banned their act altogether, sometimes for artistic reasons but most commonly because the band’s public address system contravenes many local strategic arms limitations treaties. This has not, however, stopped their earnings from pushing back the boundaries of pure hyper-mathematics, and their chief research accountant has recently been appointed professor of neo-mathematics for both his general and special theories of Disaster Area tax returns, in which he proves that the whole fabric of the space time continuum is not merely curved, it is in fact bent.
