Correct me if I’m wrong, but I doubt anyone has ever looked back on their life from their deathbed and thought “Gee, I sure wish I’d slept more.”

hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

bookshelfofstuff:

A friend will give you a sofa to crash on.

A best friend will save you from the destruction of your home planet.

And some friends chase sofas together in order to travel through eddies in the space-time continuum. 

thisisjosh42 replied to your post “I’m sure I’ve said it before, but I’ll say it again: you really don’t…”

Kneaded eraser?

Yes.

I’m sure I’ve said it before, but I’ll say it again: you really don’t realize how shockingly filthy your kneaded eraser is until you get a new one.

yo-dawg-nice:

doctor who more like doctor poo

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OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LET’S SEE YOU TRY TO COME BACK FROM THAT ONE DOCTOR POO FANDOM

How many Claires does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, as it turns out.  I got a new bulb for my desk lamp!  The old one cast a much too warm light and threw off all the colors on my art.  This new one is a good neutral white light!

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.

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hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

After all, one’s never alone with a rubber duck

jiinsy:

Mumford and Sons in a Nutshell. 
This video never fails to make me laugh.

droory:

Friendship at its finest.

Guy: What do girls do at sleepovers?
Me: Pass the Bechdel test.

To Be Or Not To Be (1942)

princeowl:

really sick of seeing so much hate directed towards the police on here. look, we get it, you prefer sting’s solo work, i like it too alright? that doesnt mean ‘every little thing she does is magic’ and ‘can’t stand losing you’ arent awesome jams. ‘roxanne’ and ‘don’t stand so close to me’ are classic, don’t even get me started on ‘spirits in the material world’. just stop ok? 

vaginatrainer:

She got 3 titties

Eccentrica Gallumbits!!

charliedayy:

I ASKED MY SISTER TO MAKE ME A DANNY DEVITO CAKE FOR MY BIRTHDAY AND SHE DID OH MY GOD