Happiness is not the absence of problems, it’s the ability to deal with them. —Steve Maraboli, Life, the Truth, and Being Free (via quotes-shape-us)

heisenberqs:

i would just like to show off this photo because not only does it show off my technical skill, but it also shows that i’m not a complete idiot when it comes to using a medium format camera and that i’m perfectly capable of ratcheting a ten pound camera to a twelve foot ladder and then photographing a fantastic image.

Ford gave him a three-Pan-Galactic-Gargle-Blaster look, in other words a rather unsteady one. —Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

rneerkat:

arteries will always hold a special place in my heart

tmbgareok:

Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m the orange peel
You don’t remember
But I was once part of your orange
I’m the peel that you left on the floor
You took the good part and walked out the door
And I hate you for that
I hate you for that

I’m the orange peel

When the flood waters reach where I lay
French Broad River will float me away
And I hate you for that
I hate you for that

I’m the orange peel

jonnovstheinternet:

So I heard it’s Earth Day

image

hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

the-wayward-demon:

Sounds like something that belongs in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

I really want one that says “mostly harmless.”

cracked:

sorenbowie:

Hey Staff Sergeant/doctor/dad/rapper, you don’t get to be everything, leave some for the rest of us.

Dude’s so good he spit a verse using “phalanges”.

They were not the same eyes with which he has last looked out at this particular scene, and the brain which interpreted the images the eyes resolved was not the same brain. There had been no surgery involved, just the continual wrenching of experience. —Douglas Adams: So Long and Thanks For All the Fish (via you-re-always-playing-yellow-car)

mydrunkkitchen:

But what if you love being awake during nighttime AND daytime????