helianthi:

What did the pirate say when he turned 80

Aye matey

jake-clark:

get it HEHEHEHE high five don’t leave me hanging

howlmoonshinehowl:

So, I ordered some washi tape online. Needless to say I’ve been having fun and it’s now half gone. I’d like to do a rotating mural on the only blank wall left in my apartment. This whale is my first attempt! A fun exercise in line, material and scale. Can’t wait to do the next one, I might have to order more tape first.

geekymerch:

(via Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy Necklace by ToshyCrafts)

slapmytitties:

Oh my god

aquarlus:

“hey do you want the rest of my-“

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nicolaleecallahan:
I'm in college and I'm afraid of my future when I have to be a real adult! Any advice?

lemonysnicketlibrary:

Get scared later.  The future is like a grand piano falling from the sky—there’s no use wondering what it looks like until it’s right over you.

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officialwhitegirls:

plugging in a usb on the right side on the first try 

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tmbgareok:

King Weed-from the ABC Nightline science series A Brave New World with Radiolab’s Robert Krulwich

It’s a little cloudy and cool this evening, and I’ve found myself with some time to curl up and relax on my comfy blanket-covered bed.

meatbicyclevevo:

meatbicyclevevo:

What’s the definition of a will?

Come on guys it’s a dead giveaway